I can’t ever scroll past this for some reason
what if you met someone perfect and amazing and you got engaged and then you brought them back to meet your parents for the first time and your mom gets really pale and you ask her what’s wrong and she takes you into the kitchen and tells your fiancé is the child she gave up for adoption before you were born
Seriously, who thinks of some of these things?
|me:||can i go to the bathroom?|
|me:||TO OPEN THE CHAMBER OF SECRETS what do you fucking think for|